{"product_id":"move-the-dog-funny-hanging-sign","title":"Move the Dog Funny Wooden Hanging Sign","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 1.65; color: #222222;\"\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; padding: 16px 14px; margin: 0 0 14px 0; background: #f3f3f3; border-radius: 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"margin: 0 0 6px 0; font-size: 22px; line-height: 1.3; color: #222222;\"\u003eFor Homes Where the Dog Has the Best Seat\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; color: #222222;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA funny little hanging sign for households where moving the dog is clearly not the preferred option.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 8px 0;\"\u003eEvery dog-loving household knows the rules. You can buy the sofa, arrange the cushions and technically own the house, but once the dog has claimed a seat, negotiations are usually over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 14px 0;\"\u003eThe sign reads \u003cstrong\u003e“If you want the best seat in the house, move the dog”\u003c\/strong\u003e, making it a fun decorative piece for homes where four paws are firmly in charge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; margin: 0 0 16px 0; border: 2px solid #222222; border-radius: 12px; text-align: center; box-shadow: 3px 3px 0 #222222;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-size: 16px;\"\u003eArya's Paws for Thought\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 5px 0 0 0; font-style: italic;\"\u003e“Move the dog? I'm sorry, I don't understand the question. Find another seat.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin: 0 0 9px 0; font-size: 17px;\"\u003eMade for Dog-Loving Homes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 11px 12px; margin: 0 0 7px 0; background: #f7f7f7; border-radius: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFunny dog-owner wording\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nA little reminder of who really gets first choice of the best seat in the house.\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 11px 12px; margin: 0 0 7px 0; background: #f7f7f7; border-radius: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy to hang\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nFinished with twine and wooden beads for a simple rustic look.\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 11px 12px; margin: 0 0 16px 0; background: #f7f7f7; border-radius: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA fun little dog gift\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nGood for birthdays, new homes or anyone who already knows the dog runs the place.\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdetails style=\"margin: 0 0 8px 0; border: 1px solid #dddddd; border-radius: 10px; background: #ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003csummary style=\"padding: 13px 42px 13px 14px; font-weight: bold; cursor: pointer; position: relative; list-style: none;\"\u003e\nAbout This Product\n\u003cspan style=\"position: absolute; right: 14px; top: 50%; transform: translateY(-50%); font-size: 18px;\"\u003e⌄\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 0 14px 14px 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\nMDF \u003cstrong\u003e·\u003c\/strong\u003e\nWhite with neutral detailing \u003cstrong\u003e·\u003c\/strong\u003e\nTwine hanger with wooden beads \u003cstrong\u003e·\u003c\/strong\u003e\nApprox. 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